Other great cycling victories:

I am more shocked that Second Life is still around to be honest.

Just say “uncatchable, ergo no pass interference” most mooks know the analogy.

This was against the old rules. Baserunners were never allowed to grab defenders.

Yep, gonna co-sign this one. Just whatever random story he tells at the top of the 7th. Show the whole thing.

Related: Francesa guessing the weekend’s Nielsen numbers for various sporting events, followed by Russo revealing the answers - with Francesa never even close to the actual number, and Russo always remarking at how close he was to the actual number - was among the very best things on the radio during my formative…

Brek, Shea, Kaká, is how I would try to translate my morning routine while traveling abroad.

Good to see that “Actually Guy” is already in mid-season form.

That’s so cool they made her an honorary Sherriff for the day!

Anyone else get a lesbian vibe off of her?

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

My ex-girlfriend and I had a list. It was mostly just a fun way to engage in a little fantasy and we never took it seriously.

There wasn’t a single good camera angle of that goal

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

It’s a shame they didn’t have those field mics that give you crystal clear audio of the action. Then we might have finally known if Prince knew what he was talking about.

Yeah... a fabulous strike, but “flat out crushes”? We were just starting to forget about bicycle-gate, billy.

Hinteregger is certainly not a Gladbach right now.

Do you really think this biting criticism was warranted?

Awesome...now I’m allowed to talk about how his pull up 3 with the game tied and about a minute left broke my heart. And it's been 18 years.

I’m still disappointed that she beat out Infinite Grover. Such a better name than Amanda Miranda Panda.