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Starting for Arsenal is this Gust of Wind’s destiny; he’s been called a Gale Fourth Wind his entire career.

Wow. I bet when Doug gets sick next, he goes to a better hospital.

RBIs! Yes! Take that you fucking Rs-B-I heathen fucks!

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

Come for the sports news, stay for the obscure literary jokes.

My phone just caught fire, this is problematic.

Bullshit.

This is a legit incredible own.

They could really Gopher a better story than this one.

I’m confident that Mr. Bickerstaff will have at least one modest proposal for how to improve the Rockets.

That’s a deep pull, and I, for one, appreciate it. I wish this had been about one of Maryland’s HBCUs because it would have been *perfect* You’re more likely to get a good knish at Towson than one of Patti’s Pies.

As a proud Towson graduate, I believe I speak on behalf of all alumni when I say “We have a swim team?”

How’d you guys figure out which one of you would be the straight man?

I can’t believe I followed you all the way out here.

How’d you guys figure out which one of you would be the straight man?

For what it's worth, Branyan was always a solid utilities man.

“I’ll leave you this teddy bear to help you feel safe tonight. No, that’s totally not a hidden camera inside it. Why do you ask?”

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

Thanks for clearing that up, but who’s Tyson Chandler?