OMG I had forgotten all about that song. BRB, having flashbacks to my childhood.

My wife, I and another couple briefly formed a band many years ago. We actually played one gig. We never had a name but I did propose one. My name is Peter my wife is Sherrie and our friends were Peter and Diane. I proposed the name: Sher, Two Peters, and Di. They didn’t go for it.

I guess a whole jug of Gatorade isn’t as electrolyte as you’d think.

Gatorade coolers everywhere take great satisfaction in this clip.

US soccer clarified that the guidelines don’t apply to German born children of US citizens, so the guideline change is unlikely to effect the future of the USMNT.

Steve Young kind of fits the narrative as well.

This sounds like a really fun trolling tactic, and I would have loved to take part in it myself if Cam Newton hadn’t stolen my laptop.

You’re the 26 year old from Michigan, aren’t you?

Or maybe it’s just a look into the interesting questions we attorneys get every.single.day without the awkward, sure, I can help you, but it will cost you $x,xxx.xx (add x’s as you see fit) followed by a 20 minute conversation revolving around the ideas of “Justice,” “fairness,” “what is right,” the Constitution and…

One of the toughest players in Finland was Koppi who played one game with a hurt shoulder because of his large antenna. He scored a numbers of goals and won the MVP. I remember this game well and he became a hero that is celebrated in the hall of fames. Great player and even greater star after his retirement. A lot of…

“he’s only halfway there!”

Always highl- oh wait.

Wilson gave him some of his water so he’ll be fine.

Didier Drogba has always credited Jeff Van Gundy as being the first American coach to truly have a global impact.

For when the One Sports Network comes

Fan: Hey Roger, show us a cool trick you can do with a racket!

I was going to write this comment as well. Thanks for being “that guy” this go around. I’ll take the next one.

And he traveled!

To be fair, his lack of knowledge on tactics was barely noticable during his soccer broadcasts. We were too busy noticing his lack of knowledge of the player’s names, the basic rules of soccer, and his shouting at us when there was no reason to be shouting.

Cain, who is one of the Royals’ most dangerous hitters and who had never attempted a sacrifice bunt before last night, admitted after the game that it was his idea to take two shots at a bunt before striking out on the third pitch: