You know what’s worse than auto-playing videos on the Internet? Auto-playing video ADS on the internet that don’t load until after you’ve already been on the page for about 5 seconds and you’ve already started reading the sports blog post on the sports blog post website.

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

I’d just like to remind people that these are the exact type of seasons where the Giants barely manage to get into the playoffs, then make a magical run to the Super Bowl and beat the invincible Patriots. It's basically just setting itself up right now.

/CUTS EARS OFF

Unfortunately, Porzingis’s cornrows were lost one summer due to a terrible famine.

No, but he was the cousin of the spy on third base.

Good read, Tom. It rivals your expose of “This is a Panda Doing the Nae-Nae”.

Matt Christopher, right?

Yea. Exactly.

His firing proves that Donnie was way out of his element.

“Raging homophobe” is a bit strong. From what he’s said on the subject, he’s got the very wrong-headed but much more understandable “Love the sinner, hate the sin” perspective that a lot of people have when they were raised very, very Christian.

Oy....nice but soooooo obscure.....

He went on to add:

+Wayne

It’s all fun and games until someone breaks Ruben Tejada’s other leg.

MARK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THAT THE LADY THEY BURIED WAS SOMEHOW ALIVE UNDERGROUND FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Oh my God, I still say that when I use a poof in the shower. My wife is looking into having me committed.

I’m at the game and it’s currently 13-4. I’ve been going to Mets games for a long time - longer than I care to admit - and I’m not sure Queens has ever been like this. Even when Endy was being Endy.

That’s a very apt description... And you’re not alone. Be well, man.