So, what, you think now he's a 20/10 guy?

Dick Conspicuous.

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

Related Note: Can I please be out of the gray on Screamer? I'll take relegation on Deadspin if it means promotion on Screamer. I'll bake you a pecan pie. I'll wear a Patrick Vieira #4 jersey for a month. I won't make any more Arsenal finishing in 4th place (which is very respectable) jokes. I'll punch Daniel Levy in…

Haha...oops!

Only if you promise you're never gonna give me up or let me down.

Looks like rickrolled

"God Bless America" is near the top of the list of things I'll never forgive Al Qaeda for.

Can we just go back to singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame?

I look forward to the Sixers having to play an entire game with a Fatal Windows error projected onto the floor.

It's not like they couldn't have seen this coming; his nationality is a huge red flag.

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!

"Pretty sure I envy this man."

This combines two things I hate: Phil Collins and the fact that I'm a Jets fan.

Did anyone ask the student how it compared to his regular teacher?

Kuntz seems like a Leisure Suit Larry kind of guy.

Can we call it a STRONG, WRONG FUCKING TAKE?

Saying Steve Harvey is a better host than Richard Dawson is a STRONG FUCKING TAKE

There are no bad Canadian jokes.

Umm, OK, but I was referring to cognoscenti.