These sound strangely like things my girlfreind yells at me during sex, right down to the line about Baltimore.

Her name name is Robert Paulson.

Oh, sorry, I thought this was the post where we were supposed to pick a random number between 1 and 100.

This is a bad post.

Dude! Stop yelling. I can read it just fine in normal text.
- Stevie Wonder

Man, I know Francesca always had a boner for Mariano, but fellating the entire pen?

I will

I'm glad we've come up with a legitimate statistical method for comparing improbable events with penises. Thanks obama

And sadly in the loser's clubhouse, Josh Hamilton could also be seen using his credit card, but in a repurposed kind of way.

No, you play 162 games to earn the privilege of playing more. After that, it's a crap shoot, and the best team definitely does not always win.

His wife operates an inter-species erotica site called "One Horse/Open Slay"

as much as the excitement of the win or go home format brings, your heart breaks bit for these smaller market fans who get excited after being in the playoffs for the first time (or second) in years, only to have 6 months of baseballwiped away after 9 innings. sort of goes against baseballs history.

I thought it was a paid advertisement. Thanks for clearing that up.

No one said anything about sex with horses you sick fuck

"So I told the horse, 'Hey, don't you worry'," Gordon says, "'People really liked your show! They connected with you. Carrie is an emotional woman, just searching for a man in the complex narrative of New York City.' I think she really took to it. And so did Ferris Bueller."

When your mentor in rehab is doing more grass than you, it's time to check out.

7. Fix instant replay. Great idea, poor execution. Simply just have a central replay center, like the NHL, buzz umpires to stop play while the central replay center reviews. They have a central replay center but they screwed up how they employ it. No discussions needed between the umpires before reviewing replays and…

Vecino de mi primo hace 86 dólares por hora en el equipo. Ella ha estado sin trabajo durante seis meses, pero el mes pasado su ingreso fue $ 19.941 sólo trabajando en la computadora por unas horas.

"... and I'm serious about that Gas Station. It's a great investment."

I completely agree. I think the 7th inning singing of god Bless America is the worst "tradition" in baseball. Baseball games were played well over 100 years without this and it was much better. It's completely unnecessary and it sucks. I'd much rather hear "take me out to the ballgame" because it makes sense. The star…