Honestly I would take a trip to Lithuania.

Determined, Underappreciated, Misunderstood Ballers

Sorry what?

I’m just guessing here, but maybe he started out writing a profile of Moussa Dembele, pivoted into one about Mousa Dembele, and then decided to throw Ousmane into the mix just for the hell of it?

In good news, the matches are on the B-R Live app. In less good news, the app sucks balls so I wasn’t actually able to watch even though it recognized by subscription and account info.

So low that I’m thinking of just ending it all, but I’m gonna try to cope ‘n hang in there.

Just when you think OldBeigeGuy has sunk as low as he could go for a bad pun, Helsinki little lower.

Europa League matches are theoretically part of the B-R Live package; will report back later today. If you go to the B-R Live App, you can sort of find the highlights for each match, but they’re basically mixed into an un-curated thread of comments and posts and garbage. The best I was able to find last night after…

Have you made any progress in figuring out how to see the highlights in one place? They’re not on the B/R Live app, even with full subscription, not on the TNT app, not on the UEFA UCL App, not even on the ESPN app where they were up until this year. This sucks.

Precisely the point.

I think you’re just confusing talent with fame. Can he be “on par with Neymar and Bale and Griezmann and Salah”? Of course he already is in the eyes of anyone who knows a lick about the sport. Is he as famous as any of them? No, but that’s not because he plays for Chelsea rather than Real; it’s because he’s a short,…

Fair enough.

Local police said they couldn’t find the champion golfer’s body at first, but then they looked under par.

This is admittedly nit-picking, but you can’t add insult to injury before the injury has happened.  The match was still 0-0 for another 15 minutes.

Not familiar with this long-forgotten word. Does it rhyme with Framboise or Boise?

Also, check your math:  it’s been one year.

That’s the joke.  Best joke of all time!

You missed the end of the quote, which was “I love, you 40.”

High praise coming from you.

I mean, my instinct is to say “This never would have happened to Gary Carter,” but that bastard fucking loved Pottery Barn.