These guys have been working together forever, and this sort of fight has been impembing for nearly as long.

The Harry Caray Squeeze, but you were close.

Probably she just should’ve left it at “I Don’t Wanna Go to Rockville.”

Look, so long as La Liga bring the bicycle kicks, that’s all I can ask for.

Pretty sure they spell it Relevent, as in event.

There’s the beef.

Someone on here got very, unreasonably angry at me the time I tried to make an Elders of Zion reference in a joke about this guy, so I feel compelled to get very, unreasonably angry at you now.

Pretty sure that’s football.

So with a cable subscription at home, will I presumably still be able to stream one match per time window through the TNT app?  Or is this going to all be even more paywalled than that?

Is that a Carl Everett I see?

If they were really being considerate, they would’ve released him while they were on the West Coast so that he could catch a plane to Hawaii and fix that glass door.

That performance deserves (ahem) an Oscar.

Thanks for taking it straight to obnoxious ad hominem level. Yes, I’ve played ball sports my entire life, including outfield. And yes, it could be interference. But Bregman’s point is entirely accurate: Parra wasn’t going to make that catch with or without the guy’s glove being there, and the trajectory point is at…

“Do you want my opinion on this? Too bad if you don’t, because it’s between you and the comment section: The ball’s trajectory obviously changed when it glanced off the fan’s glove, so I’m fine with the ruling.”
What are you looking at?  The trajectory didn’t change in the slightest.

Excellent scorekeeping oddity as a result of this: though it remains the case that a pitcher has to end the game to get a save, Romo got the save here without being the last Rays pitcher to enter the game, and thus in the box score line, the guy getting the hold (Venters) is below the guy getting the save (Romo). …

I don’t really get these lines of argument. If your kids are interested in football, it’s either (a) coming from you or (b) endemic to wherever you live. In my case, we’re not in a big football community, and other than the Super Bowl, I watch essentially zero. You can’t keep watching it yourself on Sunday afternoons…

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Jesus, man.  Buy those kids a soccer ball already.

Never shoulda touched that leper.