Wow!  Where did they discover this guy?

All true, but counterpoint: other than that pass and the shot that went in, he had nothing but bad touches the entire match and lost a header that he should have won on Croatia’s first goal.

I was so sad to see you Joe.

Messi, Ronaldo, and Modric all missed PKs in significant moments in this tournament alone. I think you gave that question about 100% more breath and time than it deserved.

That’s not elan, it’s panache.

The mere phrase “in his first season in double-A” tells you all you need to know.

HA-meth

Seems like this is conduct unbecoming Senators, and the proper remedy is impeachment.

That exchange could be a phone call Fuentes made to Tanya Hubbard, where he told her “you’re fucken HOT”

Sorry - did he specify the misspelling in the phone call?

You misunderstand. It’s “KD, you tease, but...”. Durant just turned around, eager to know what followed.

It’s gonna be amazing. Eighteen people will show up, and then TO will forget the words to “I Me Mine”.

Because every time they went looking for Revere to give him a tryout, he was always on the opposite shore.

Better that he ran into him than into Srebrenica.

You’ve obviously never visited the Delaware House Travel Plaza off I-95!

My favorite part is the guy who looks like a Hasid, along with three (of his no doubt many) identically dressed children, being charged at by the horse near the fence in the stable area. Probably the reality of it is nothing like this, but it made the story that much better for me.

The disabled list is otherwise crowded: shortstops Aledmys Diaz and Troy Tulowitzki, outfielders Randal Grichuk and Steve Pearce, and de facto ace Marcus Stroman.

This is not what “de facto” means. He’s not “in fact” their ace; in fact, he’s on the DL, as you accurately point out. Even assuming that he is their…

Gotta be Steve Trout. Dizzy woulda been before your time.

This 2500-word article worked better as a seven-word headline.

You suppose?!? They’ll stick out like a sore thumb amongst you and the other Pasty-White Wisconsites. And let’s not even get started on his first child, the Red.

Jay and his wife are going to have to answer a lot of questions now, going around town with a half-Indian baby.