Or: Ray Achieved Hernia

Adeiny Hechevarria = Achieve Handier Ray

You’re welcome.

Well it doesn’t bear the playbook anymore, now does it?

Apparently they don’t teach referees in Turkey how to avoid standing right in the middle of the action so as not to bowl over a guy with the ball.

Could’ve been avoided if he hadn’t slid Soearly.

Can’t blame Lewandowski for this one though.

Blue Jays Player Achieves The Dumbest RBI Single

Remember 1991? When Magic Johnson said that he had “attained” the HIV virus? Yeah.

Pinch of rock salt per glass goes a long way indeed. And yes, “Paloma”, though I was drinking it long before I knew it had a name.

Has none of you ever heard of tequila? Tequila, grapefruit, soda (or ginger ale). Bam.

I think the more I pitch the more comfortable I’ll be. That’s what I’m looking forward to.

That’s exactly what he deserves for wearing a single-digit uniform number as a pitcher.

I have absolutely zero interest in eSports, but honestly, reading the headlines here, is it anything more than a vehicle for reporting on the off-field antics (perhaps not the right term) of a new set of people? The ratio of signal to noise (i.e. reporting about the actual competition vs. reporting about who beat…

It’s almost as though one of them is consciously, systematically aware at every moment of how to make himself look good for the cameras that will broadcast every wave of his arm and muss of his hair to a global TV audience, and the other is Leo Messi.

Reaching for what?

I mean, his spleen was done for. Removing the organ just seems unfair to the fans.

I skated in to a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the Flames still didn’t make the playoffs.

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

I think part of it is just access. On a week-to-week basis, we have Premier League matches available on NBC Sports / NBC, plus more through the app, so you can watch Liverpool (or any other English team) as much as you like, whereas the Serie A matches are only available if you have additional cable packages or seek…

Pretty sure this guy was seeing things that none of the rest of us were seeing.