How, exactly, did “Hollywood” do that? Mia Farrow was his accuser. In one instance. Which was found not to have happened in two out of two judicial investigative proceedings. I’m not saying what did or didn’t happen. But whether or not the one instance happened, it has zero in common with a serial casting-couch rapist.

This story shares virtually zero in common with the Woody Allen situation other than the involvement, now, of Ronan Farrow.

That’s really not what foreboding means.

Don’t dis on Woodwork. The neighborhood needed a football pub. You want to go to The Montrose instead? Or you still prefer the days of going to Manhattan to pay $20 to slosh around in spilled pints at Nevada Smith’s?

There’s an Edward Lear poem in which the heroine is perpetually waiting for her husband to come visit but all he does is send her chickens from Dorking. Things I learned today: Dorking Wanderers FC exists, and their logo is a fucking chicken.

Could be, sure. Or he could’ve ended up like so many “best pen arms in the league over his rookie season,” all of whose names I’ve forgotten now. QED.

I think he was probably referring to the little-remembered prospect flameout Archimedes “A-Rod” Rodman.

It’s not that hard to explain. He was an overhyped Yankees prospect who never had the durability to be a starting pitcher, and like 100% of non-Mariano Rivera RPs, had an up-and-down career. Sort of like he was perpetually bouncing on a trampoline, but occasionally crashed off the edge. (Too soon?)

That poor piano.

I’m perpetually disappointed in myself at how long it took me to realize that “Best Fans in Baseball” was really just coded racism.

Yeah but think of how many points Apollo Limassol could’ve taken from this game if they hadn’t given away this one and taken an 86' red card.

Wait - what’s that? They drew 2-2? Huh.

Don’t look at me! I watched the whole fucking thing.

Eh, I’m going to stand by “basically victimless,” if the “victims” are being victimized only in that shady characters are paying them for services that they would otherwise be providing for free and by all rights ought to be fairly compensated for. They’re not being shaken down or anything - just steered towards one…

It’s definitely illegal. It’s also basically victimless, so the “Why should I care?” quotient here is pretty high.

The last time Oberlin went box-to-box we got 6 seasons of Girls. Careful what you wish for.

You just know all of us soccer pedants are going to point out that there’s no buzzer in soccer, not really even a metaphorical one given stoppage time, so why not just go with “at the whistle” like everyone else?

Crystal Palace should consider signing that guy.

Yeah, tbh I didn’t donate anything to Florida hurricane relief because I figured Florida Man was on the job.

14 years later, Steve Bartman still awaits his replacement nachos.

It seems like 75% of the problem is that people are of the view that only Puerto Ricans can be advocates for Puerto Rico.