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Nah, it was a conference call. Definitely a conference call.

Ah yes, the old Theismann-McCallum Exacta. Well done, Darren.

My bad. You appear to be correct; I should’ve looked deeper than the photo above.

You’re right. He was so much more respectful. Facing the flag, hat on his heart, and he’s white.

Though of all the horse people, Ronaldinho was definitely the worst.

Not to soccer-jack this post, but this is why soccer highlights - and relatedly, soccer - are the greatest. Never the same thing twice, incredibly subtle movements producing enormous results, wide variety, etc.

Bananagrams is a terrible game. Get some Scrabble tiles, and if you want to compete to see who can anagram better, fine, that’s brilliant. But the way Bananagrams is intended to be played per the instructions that come with it is mind-boggingly stupid.

Someone should tell Buck Farmer that money doesn’t grow on trees.

I think you’ve misunderstood.

I think “Catalan is going to finally succeed” meant “Catalonia is going to finally secede.”

It was a broader statement.

Football is awful

Ah, right. 2006 wasn’t quite that awful (now that you’ve reminded me which was which). We should have beaten Italy but for that goal being disallowed for offside, which I still think was crazy wrong. And we went into the final matchday with a chance to make it through even though we were on 1 point with -3 goal diff.

I don’t think that Klinsmann is the “horrible flameout.” Look, we qualify for the Cup for better or worse from a small, not-that-competitive region. We’ve managed to do it now six times in a row, going on seven. We had a horrible flameout: it was finishing dead last in Germany ‘06, losing to fucking Iran. And whether

You sure you guys weren’t just watching Twin Peaks?

True, though I think many of the guys in these lists are just not-superstars, as opposed to being truly awful. As for Ogrodnick, he was a stud as a young Red Wing, but by the time we got him in New York, he was... well, let’s just say no one missed him on the ice that much when he was serving all those minors for

Who knows if that was even his doing? Maybe Roger Nielsen just forced him to! I don’t care.

Jayson Werth’s Uncle!

O-Pee-Chee!