Mookie Wilson, like most mid-80s Mets fans, would be the obvious one. But I also always loved John Ogrodnick because of his selfless devotion to always being the one to serve bench minors or goalie penalties for the late ‘80s Rangers.

Oh man, I inexplicably loved Billy Jo too. I remember telling my best friend’s dad on the first day of the ‘87 season that the Brewers were gonna run away with the AL East because of their rookie 1B. He looked at me like I was someday gonna be an idiot Deadspin commenter.

Their other brother is a shifty wide receiver, always finds himself open: Unmanned Draughn.

The punishment is that after miraculously leading your team to a 32-point come-from-behind victory, you have to sit back on the bench and watch Jim Kelly lose yet another Super Bowl.

This is entirely backwards. I’d wager that there are more 7' tall people on earth who can dunk a ball basically without even jumping than there are non-professional baseball players who can hit a home run.

Rex Ryan: “It was great, but the best part was when she asked me to foot the bill.”

Fortunately for the statute, if it does have to leave there should be a nice gift basket waiting for it.

This is no different than anything Howie (or Gary, or Josh, or Keith, or Ron) say every night. If it bothered me or I found it douchey, they wouldn’t be my “favorite announcer.”

He was being sarcastic for humorous effect. It’s slightly terrifying that you can’t tell the difference.

Not sure which of those third-rate metropolises you hail from, but if you can’t find a dictionary where you live in which to look up “tantrum,” I’d be happy to send you one from big, bad New York.

Yes, this too.

We needed Tyler Kepner on the scene to remind us of the obvious thing that this play would remind anyone of?

What do you think is weird about it? Baseball statistics are not a mysterious black box. I’m not going to bother looking this up, but did he have a higher than usual HR/FB ratio that year? BABIP? So he got lucky that year. Or was it that he was doping? Pick a story. Stick to it. Neither would explain his…

Okay, so that was when he was 24. Care to explain what it has to do with his performance as a thirty-something? And please try to do better than “Once a cheater...”

“Offensive explosion in his 30s”? His age-20 and -21 seasons were historically good for that age, his age-25 season was his best ever, and (like everyone and their mother) had excellent seasons at 27, 28, 29. Yeah he’s better in his 30s - that’s what great players do. Especially players who make it as regulars in the…

Why is this miss surprising? It clearly wasn’t Valentin’s day.

Duda is a free agent this off-season.

Hey, don’t blame Pulisic. He beat the defenders they put in front of him. When in Roma...

Wait a minute. If you’re a human named Lucky, how do you not name your dog John or Bob or Mike?

So let me get this straight: the leak came out of the booty hole and went into the wet butt, or was it the other way around?