*I* didn’t get the joke?

Which thing would that be, pray tell?

It is a good joke. I wish I could’ve replied, but my keyboard is immovable so I can’t turn it around to make the upside-down exclamation point.

Would it have been more obvious that I was joking if I had called them the Phoenix Cardinals? The Chicago Cardinals?

Dude they became the Arizona Cardinals like 25 years ago. Get with it.

Idiot Kickers:

In his defense, it’s hard know for sure until they Montevideo.

How long did you spend trying to work “micturate” into that joke?

OMG Manti Te’o’s dead girlfriend has been reborn as non-existent Trump spokeswoman Meredith McIver.

It may be an optical illusion, but it sure looks as if that bar is about to Bangkok.

The league is really coming down hard on learning, huh?

Thanks for clarifying that she’s from Jersey.

That’s a yellow card.

So he cut up a shirt into smaller pieces and the end result was that he got a Merkin?

“And adding vowels to words just so all of the vowels are present in one word in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Yes there is - typically 15%.

To be precise, any crowd of yours that is nine or more is larger than the Etihad.

Enough with the Draymond Green stories, okay?

Funny, that field doesn’t look much like MSG.

“...nobody should be punished for trying to protect their race.”