This is one of the more amazing misspellings I’ve ever seen.

I just meant that I thought Pemberton should have gotten a hand to it with relative ease, entirely apart from the quality of the turn or the strike.

That could be. Truth is, Fox never showed an angle of it from directly behind either goal so there was no way of knowing how close Pemberton came (or should have come) to it.

It also helped that Pemberton is no Keylor Navas. The 3rd goal was weak and the fourth wasn’t much better. Still a solid win, but absent the questionable penalty there was only one really convincing goal in it, the Jones strike, which came off of an unintentional pass through Dempsey’s bad control. I’m still thrilled…

Not surprising to the Greeks. This was always Sparta the game plan.

The good news for Naylor is that he has now been upgraded to a six-tool prospect.

Yup. I just said this one somewhere in the greys, but apparently you beat me to it.

Tom Watson, 2009 British Open, age 59

I would be surprised. She already lost 60% of her blood the first time so if another shark bit off her second arm that would make 120% and that’s unpossible.

Contrary to early Deadspin reports, Pulido’s shot was not a bicycle kick.

Go easy on LaRussa. He was just looking for a place to nap.

The Mets had better sleep with one eye open.

Presumably it was a “Back in the U.S.S.R.” reference.

If this starts the heel turn, you haven’t been paying attention to the thousands of moving screens that freed up Steph and Klay all season long.

“...right in the goddamn face”

As they say in Texas, “Don’t Mess With What Isn’t Broken.”

Fortunately for the Mets, all they need to do to get Murphy to stop doing this to them is to tell him they think it’s “kinda gay.”

This comment is a grammatical marvel.

A chicken bone walks into Aybar.

Is it? I see Nunavut.