I would love to know which part of the grammar you think is incorrect so that I can explain to you precisely why you’re wrong.

tl;dr version: America holds out anodyne white man as pure, moral idol because he is white and vilifies black man who refuses to be quiet and respectful; America and white man deservingly get hoist on their collective petard for something no one would have noticed but for the vilification; the system works.

NFL execs are already lining up for the 2020 offseason, when they can finally sign a free agent who comes without any baggage.

If that shot had come up about 20 yards short, we would have had a case of Marky Mark and the Chunky Punch.

I’ll show myself out.

I honestly have no idea what part of speech half the words in that headline are.

In Jenrry’s defense, sterroids are grreat!

This is why the equivalent soccer position to football’s “free safety” or “spy” is called the “Javert.”

You couldn’t get them to throw in Josh Smith?

Her first touch did make my knees buckle, but then I’ve always had trouble with premature ejaculation.

I wish the clip of Sumo fighting had been long enough to include the ceremonial rice being thrown on the pitch.

Maybe he’s just sad cause his boy Alexander Hamilton didn’t win.

Jusuf Nurkic has probably never before shamed the proud Nurkic name like he did tonight.

Who am I supposed to be looking at here? Bro in Murderin’ Hernandez jersey? Kenny Rogers? Hartford Whalers fan with serial killer eyes? Pretty lady?

The air quality there is about the same as it is in your average garbage can, so he should be right at home.

So... it was a cloth table?

Really? You’re gonna bring Nazr Mohammad into this? Godwin’s Law strikes again.

Was it because he didn’t know what order the Packers’ offensive line had been introduced in?

Isn’t the referee asking Ronaldinho for an autograph a pretty clear neigh-neigh?

And they said there would be no lasting effects from the screwjob.

Fat guy touchdown!