“Let me think how I can win this match with my head,” said Tom cleverly.

Also, the traveling rule has been clarified to state that you can take two steps and a Trotsky.

I don’t get how you can come to the conclusion that this is Sandy’s strategy and not the Wilpons’.

Generally well said except that de Aza is really just a waste of money and not obviously an improvement over Nieuwenhuis at all, certainly not good enough to be the long half of a CF platoon. Also, they should have re-signed Murphy even after the Walker and Cabrera moves for the inevitable 80 games that Wright is on…

I consulted a lip-reader, and what McGee said was “Bismack! Go back to Noth Dakota!”

Good point. The solstice was only yesterday.

Schroder also referred to picking up the tooth and maneuvering it into his sock as “tickling the ivories.”

Uhhh.... it was a joke about spelling.

Bryant Gumble, eh? Glad to see Steve Harvey’s found work as your copy editor now that he won’t be returning to Miss Universe.

I mean, I’m not sure one way or the other whether those are dunks, but he definitely traveled.

Also Ronaldinho.

Harrison was impressed with Norman, but then Carolina lost.

Rondo à la Jerk

You need a more substantive pet peeve.

Centurión! Wewease the countahwattack!

“Sacre bleu! Zeese eediots eenvaded zee wrong place?”
-Lafayette

But now you’ve just made me Blue.

You ask “Is he even that good?” but the proper question is “Which way is he best?” and the answer is “a la Turk.”

I’m so glad to have you here.

Is this a meme I don't know or are you just something else?