Baker was so unaware of the alleged Chapman incident that he wrapped up his press conference by announcing that if no one had any more questions, he would be leaving in order to make it on time to tonight’s John Lennon concert.

Because you still play fantasy football, you mean?

Last I heard, he was a running back for the Dolphins.

Oooh, Bern.

tl;dr version: Mallory Ortberg is the new Dear Prudence?!?

Man, that guy just hasn’t been the same since he started dating that pretty lady though.

“I was Kobe Bryant first.”

This was clearly about Stan having the cooler complete-sentence last-name.

This is just a ploy to recruit that woman from the flag football video, right?

Seriously. This is like complaining that boxing was no fun when Ali was the champ because no one ever hit him hard.

+ethanhawke

Kemba sure showed his teammates how it’s done, what with the 2-for-16 from the field.

Once again, thanks to the miraculous context-eviscerating wonder that is the GIF, we have no fucking clue what happened in this sports play.

Can someone tell me how to pronounce “Nouakchott” so I can come up with a reasonable pun?

Watch out, or Draper might flag you for a joke like that.

It’s possible that you’ve missed the joke here.

Man, not even listing a punter on the All-Party team has to be the most passive-aggressive dig at Kluwe Raysism in the history of Kinja.

That’s quite the professional foul at 2:35. Who knew they let Italian youths play in Argentina?

#brownslivesmatter

Just to respond to you and to a few of the other greyed commenters below: Obviously I know that Kareem was better know for his hook shots. But (a) as others have pointed out, the sky hook and this type of shot are different; and (b) within the annals of NBA history, this shot is obviously more akin to Magic’s…