Jabbar has two Bs and the analogy you’re looking for is to Magic Johnson.

Can we really blame Mead for engaging in a bit of cultural anthropology?

Yeah. 8% of the zero people watching this match couldn’t tell the teams apart.

If the puck just glowed like Fox wanted it to, this wouldn’t be a problem.

Next week’s opponent: PanicattheTacoBell

A better way of expressing frustration that Beamer isn’t working anymore would be to hit the dashboard, no?

GIFs are the fucking worst. Did he block the shot? Did it go in? WHY COULDN’T THIS BE HALF A SECOND LONGER?!?!?1

Ah, I remember when I was a young man, young enough to think it necessary to own more than one pair of shoes.

First, ask them politely to come out and play.

Belated +1 for the Clash reference.

White chocolate isn’t really made of chocolate.

“Off-field issue” would be a great euphemism for “out-of-wedlock child.”

Pluth 1.

There is something snarky, and it’s my comment. Look again.

They actually thought his mother was going to make it at first, but then the nurse paged Gerard Phelan instead of a doctor.

This is the strangest FORE!play I’ve ever witnessed.

Yeah, and those guys are real morons, which is where we get the portmanteau “Cypriot.”

If 105 people thought it was funny, doesn’t that make it funny?

We’ll never understand the inability of non-New Yorkers to comprehend a joke.

Good point. This is a free site, after all. No need to sell tix.