Maybe that’s why the preceding sentence was:

Wait, so, you didn’t make it to Curacao at all? Bummer.

I demand a series of articles on this stat!

Or you could laugh at it, since it’s evidently a piece of humor, or decide you don’t like it, and not laugh at it, but still recognize it for what it is, and that it might have worth.

People read those beer posts?

So... what’s the logical endpoint of your position? That no one should write advice columns? No one should write anything that needs a disclaimer? “Ask a Lawyer” is worse than Hitler?

It’s almost like you didn’t read the disclaimer at the bottom of the column.

Does anyone need to be Grammar Guy today? Okay, I’ll do it:

Dude, this should come with a trigger warning, or at very least a fuse warning.

I’m going to wager that most of the 131 stars so far knew it was a reference to something, at least. No?

RICO suave.

I wish I knew who you were, so I could more accurately direct my hatred at you.

You know that virtually any high-school level tennis player can do that, right?
#alwayshighlighttruthers

And 36,500 of them have ASMR.

See, this is the problem with marriage equality. It’s bad enough that Gay has one dead mother, but two?

No, you just know they’re related to the guy with the 69 jersey and the Cocks hat.

Esau what you did there.

By definition, there are always expletives involved when Rusty Kuntz is in the conversation.

In related news, the fathers of Johnny Cueto and Yordano Ventura are now in quarantine.

I don’t get your point. Would he be here if he wasn’t Raul Mondesi’s son? Sure, but only in the sense that he’s blessed with the genes and the lifetime of being in and around baseball and having access to the best development possible.

If you think the Royals called him up even 1% because of who his dad is, you’re…