Courtroom sketch artists do good business. You can’t walk into the office of a law firm partner in this country without seeing a crappy pastel rendering of them looking 20 years younger framed on their wall in a prominent spot. No one’s giving them those for free.
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Winnipeg has summers? What a sucker.
Guns do run in the family:
That’s kind of you. K-I-N-D kind of you.
Kars4Kids. With a K. Two Ks, actually.
Bronson Arroyo.
No, Dan Murphy.
Is he related to the kid who only hit homers?
No wonder he never goes straight down the mountain.
Huh. I stand corrected. I noticed in the postgame on-field/clubhouse last night that he didn’t, and maybe I misremembered the rest (or hadn’t listened to any other).
And that element was californium.
And of all the people he thanked in his post-game remarks yesterday (and after all the other games), Jesus / God / etc. haven’t been among them once. It’s not like the guy’s running for office.
Trying to do his best Todd Hundley impression?
Dodgers fans.
Layla, you’ve got me on my knee, Layla.
It was awesome for every sport, because it was the standard way of calling a sports highlight, until sometime around 15 years ago, when ESPN decided unilaterally that everyone’s attention spans were so fucking short that they would turn the channel if you didn’t tell them immediately who had won ahead of time.
Oh man. Reading this story just gives me the Phills.
Yeah well he doesn’t look like he’d be there for the jewry.
Damn, you did go there, Odin you?
*Ballons d’or