Ooh, sorry, the answer we were looking for was “Keith.”

“Good morning!”
“Lamar, we’re so glad you’re awake. Now you can make decisions for yourself instead of having your wife Khloe make them for you.”
“I’m still married to Khloe?”
“Yeah. You see, you filed for divorce like a year ago but there have been backlogs in the...”
“[goes back to coma]”

In hockey, they spell it “Primeau.”

You don’t want to rib them even a little?

Entirely irrelevant.

Yup.

Blue Moon, you saw me lying alone.

Huh, who knew? Pretty cool.

Spinning the spaghetti on his fork in his goal celebration, even less so.

So can we replace Cuba with “Frum’s brother-in-law” in the Axis of Evil now?

Seeing that kid at the game crying like that, it makes you wonder: Why was Wilmer Flores in Toronto?

Sea Bass? Or the other one?

That poor creature. How does it go on after so many of its brethren were murdered to make Messi’s pajama pants?

Not being a football fan gets easier and easier by the day. Thanks, NFL!

So... how do you feel about due process and ex post facto laws?

Lol

Not a limerick.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

I think the league decided on 2 games so that there’s a chance the series gets resolved before the Mets get a chance to throw at him and start a brawl on national TV.

Top GOP pol not to cop to top Pat pot tip.