No one in the world can stop Messi with space and a full head of steam. C’mon man.

I agree Billy. Messi’s free kick will give MLS no choice but to adopt promotion/relegation so that San Antonio Scorpions can play top flight football in front of 8,000 fans which is exactly what America needs to produce world class talent.

“American soccer owes Messi a debt of gratitude.”

“an american team approaching full capacity” - they were missing 4-5 starters

Cheddar

Billy makes me want to vote for Trump. I can no longer read Billy’s articles. Also his name is Billy. Christ I hate this blogger.

Must be a day ending in ‘y.’ Here we go again. Haisley taking a dump on the American top flight, with that gratingly self-righteous tone.

Haisley : MLS :: Cowherd : John Wall

“Someone said something negative about the MLS” RSS feed still working flawlessly for Billy.

...was “incredibly lifelike,” it was “not viable.”

Didn’t Haley Joel Osment answer this already?

My first thought was that pretty much describes Donald Trump.

They were probably just confused what game he was talking about. Everyone in Toronto knows there’s no hockey after March.

Looks like a Messi situation.

take this out of the grays i swear to god

Finally, Gawker Media acknowledges Nick has been defeated by a wrestler.

Finally, you guys decide to report on the wrestler winning.

I want to punch Gottlieb through the TV every single time I see him on.

“Fuckin’ A. Right on.”

“Мы вас похороним!”

-General Secretary Rodzher Karlovich Goodell, CPNFL, to Deadspin