At some point, when does he admit that his career is Finnished?

She has all my respect for resisting the chance to whomp him in the mug with her mic.

huh big shocker that the guy wearing an arsenal jersey to a mls game in toronto keeps up with popular dank english memes from a year ago

“How are you gonna celebrate tonight, Blaze?”

With that goal, Blaze hoped to finally win the affection of his father, Nitro.

And if you have the uncensored audio of Price’s rant, we will pay you cold hard cash for it.

of course, over here we turn 8 year olds into Honey Boo Boo.

Agree. Yelling abusive shit at any kid is horrible, even if there wasn't any racism. I yell at idiot (grown men) hockey players all the time ("You fucking dumbass, how'd you miss that open net?" — I'm not a racist asshole, just a regular asshole!) but I would never in a million years yell at a child like that. This…

"If you're shouting racist abuse at nine-year-olds, you are truly one of the worst human beings in the world"

The only thing missing was Little Caesar finishing off the segment with his trademark phrase "Penis! Penis!"

Officials didn't have enough to charge Wells with rape, so they settled for inappropriate Huggins.

He might never have a Bonner again.

He didn't die of starvation, so he was at least a subsistence-level thief.

Playing with a ball for a living is kind of bullshit in general but thats all Lance Armstrong has to do nowadays.

The NCAA purposefully twisting a sporting event to earn money for its tax exempt self? Shocking.

Indiana getting a 37 ranking might be the biggest joke of the whole list.

Not sure which beating was worse: the one he laid on the MSU players or the one he laid on the English language.

There's a "do you want any sauce" joke in here somewhere.....

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

"Whatever, dude. I get handcuffed at second base like three times a game."