Have you not been watching?? PEI just had an INSANE takeout against Saskatchewan in the last end. Get it together, man. Watch the curling.

Can someone please get Joffrey a Snickers? He's kind of a bitch when he's hungry.

"First."

And let this be recorded as the first time in human history that telling a dude he had a big cock elicited a negative reaction.

Sean Avery must be getting a kick out of all of this.

I would have expected a worse reaction from a Joffrey.

Luckily for Lupul the tweet wasn't too hurtful so he's only out 4-6 weeks.

I would add that if you are into Ben Wa balls, and boil them for cleaning, please buy a pot that is only used for this purpose. No one wants to eat pasta boiled in your sex juices.

Walker, Ex's Anger.

At least there are no nazi salutes or giants racist posters like they have in Europe.

Remember when Nelly played for Winnipeg? That Sweat/Suit was a disaster.

Maybe Don Cherry could lend him a suit.

He just got his regional tuxedos confused

It's perfectly acceptable for an Isles player, where the track suit is called the Long Island Tuxedo.

Hummels is so sad that Dortmund wouldn't accept United's transfer offer right now.

Just Jello Pudding Pop with thing and the thing with that in there and the putting...

Tinder Girl Katrina: Just Fucked 9th Ward, Man, NOLA

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.