However, I do not suggest a Google Image Search while at work.

At least Cowherd is going after a white guy for once.

Just want to say thanks for making me look up 'frenulum'. Educational Deadspin is best Deadspin.

When it gets below 10%, they get hired by ESPN.

I think if someone in the media says something like this there should be some form of retribution for being wrong. Like we should bring the stockades back solely for this purpose.

This article was great, and I loved seeing everyones reactions on Twitter last night. I am the wrestling fan that said he was going to quite WWE but actually meant it. Sometimes I watch the PPVs with my friends (like last night) but I gave up on Raw and following the stories (because fuck spending 3 hours of my life…

He probably deflated the tires before she got in the car.

Some of these bros are wearing jeans and some are wearing khaki. There you go.

4:09=shower time.

Huh... I thought it was supposed to honor the victims' average height of 4'09" at the time the abuse occurred.

409. The product used to clean the showers when Sandusky was finished.

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

But Tomas Vokoun does agree..

Skiba: [checks himself]

Your premise is false. Jay Cutler's kids children are not vaccinated and have to be homeschooled.

That's nothing. Fox News has been airing its 'End of the World' reel continuously since November 4th, 2008.

... nuclear winters that melt into springs,

Everyone is focused on the Zombies. Nobody will expect the Cow Army!

It's really nice being able to breathe a sigh of relief every time I read one of these LA stories that the Bills ownership situation was resolved without any LA-threats.

It's generous of you to refer to the Raiders as an NFL team.