I see Argentina’s goalie came from the Loris Karius School of Goalkeeping.

Billy, you are a jealous little dork...

I prefer the Black Panther salutes.

We are all shocked Billy gets paid to write

Show us on the doll where Ronaldo hurt you, Billy.

Please post your goal celebration from your competitive career...

It’s the sporting equivalent of “A Muslim guy committed an act of violence! ALL MUSLIMS MUST BE TERRORISTS!”.

And the Galaxy is one of the worst teams in the MLS. Thats like saying the MLB is total garbage because look at the Royals. The Browns prove the NFL is shit. Nice analysis ya fuckin’ troll.

“Damn Americans, coming here and taking our jabs”

he don’t need no point deduction
he don’t need no blow-by-blow
no dark sarcasm, he got his ass kicked
hey! cut man! rod salka got laid low
all in all, he’s just a-nother prick with a wall
on his shorts, he’s just a-nother prick who likes walls

Also found in the Pennysaver. It looks like the victims are trying to recoup their losses

If I was Buffalo PD I know who my leading suspect would be:

I think TIME magazine should name one of the Mad Poopers as Person of the Year because, seriously, what is more symbolic of what’s going on in D.C. right now?

- Electric Poopaloo

They’re only trotting out the Warrior Award every year because he was back in their good graces before he died. Funny how they don’t ever mention “The Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior” anymore.

They allowed the second fewest goals in the league. Not sure how that’s a bottom-half defense.

As an Arsenal supporter, I feel like George Costanza arguing with Jerry about the marriage pact.