THe same way we justify giving hundreds of millions to people who play ball in a stadium

As someone who just crashed and burned in an almost identical situation I would have to agree.

It’s funny that the guys here are obsessed with telling other men to obsessively work out to become more attractive, whereas if you read more woman-dominated sites (like Jez), you seldom see women wishing men were more cut unless it is populated only with 19-year-olds. The fashion bit is spot-on, though.

When the 3DS first came out I lived in a 2 story flat upper level. A new family moved in below, well a single mom her son....and a her total loser bf. So one day I notice that I’m constantly getting Mii pass stuff from someone named Ryan*. I didn’t think much of it at the time until one day there was a very light…

listen to his cadence. he stopped after he said it because he thought that it would get a chuckle out of everyone. it was a joke that landed turribly flat.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

Mallards never duck a fight.

Hoser, eh?

Goalie is Michael Houser, not Brandon McNally.

To suggest I have influence is to suggest that the NBA officials can be influenced. If an official can be influenced by pressure from anyone, they should not be in the NBA.

·Everyone at Wendy’s is happy because they’re at Wendy’s, I will choke you.

He was really asking to get belted.

“Go on,” said Berman. “How it’s gonna be. We gonna get a little place.”

She was named after Zelda Fitzgerald, the wife of F. Scott Fitzgerald who wrote The Great Gatsby.

MMA still just looks like a 30 second slap fight, followed by some really aggressive cuddling.

Potentially all of them!

What if the hypothetical Boogie-to-Boston trade had been good? What if it had been bad?

It’s the slowly drooping tail at the end that really sells it.

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.