This is a real stupid article you wrote here, nicely done.

I feel like, if this guy were killed, it would be a good.

Lonzo does not look anything like his “dad”.

If you’re a racist, and you still shop at Sears, you’re gonna have a bad time.

This person seems awful. Is she awful?

I clicked that Instagram post, expecting to be inundated with images of bruises and terrible things. I steeled myself. Instead, that girl dosed me with a heaping helping of crazy—eyes. Then I looked up another photo of Derek Norris: Boom, he’s got crazy eyes. I will now believe anything that either of them says, and…

It’s a combination of biological unfairness-es. For all the girls competing.

This seems unfair, for obvious reasons, that I can’t functionally explain.

You’re just gonna stare at a photo and let Michael lie to you? That’s a 24 pack! Wake up, sheeple!

“Each club was also fined 5 million won.”

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I agree he should be getting a look somewhere, he’s proven enough on the field that he can do the damn thing.

How is Baylor allowed to still have sports? No one has been able to explain this to me in a way that makes sense.

This is fine. Don’t shoot at cops.

LeBron weighs 250lbs. Even when dancing happily, he is physically impressive.

Are you just completely disregarding his final year when he was replaced by Brock Osweiler mid season, threw for fewer TDs than Ints and put up fewer than 2500 yards. He won a super bowl, but that was Von Miller and the defense. Did he have stuff left in the tank when he went to Denver? Of course. He won an MVP and…

How dare you say Peyton Manning had stuff left in the tank.. Don’t lie to people.

I felt very dumb, thinking that Phaedra Parks was a historically significant person. I googled it, feeling very ignorant.

“You want us to go for a score or just run the half out?”

Also Encino Man. This seems like it’s Brendan Fraser’s wheelhouse.