Caldwell has taken a “Leave of absence” and is no longer their OC. 

One of the first lessons you learn as an actor is “show, don’t tell”, so if anything, this displays his training.

Damn, almost made it through that list without liability.

“You said I can’t hurt women, you said nothing about wee-men”

Unnecessary scouting note: The general consensus for Oakman’s playing abilities never really put him in first round discussions. He was viewed on the high end as a second day pick but a probable fourth rounder by most scouts.

Just nitpicky, Malcolm Smith was the Super Bowl MVP, not Bobby Wagner.

She seems to shop at the same stores as “Cuban Pete”

These are just photos of Mel Brooks

Jackson has enviable skills, and projects to be a good starter at the next level. His accuracy is questionable (Allen is worse, he reminds me of Kyle Boller), but in the right system he could be incredible. He will be a first round selection. He is better, athletically, than any quarterback since RGIII. His arm…

This must leave Colts fans feeling... deflated...

Trade deadline has passed.

Police first, always. Why would she take it to his place of business?

“I don’t remember anything like this ever happening to a football player before...” - Barrett Robbins

Yes, he was responsible.

There is a part of me that thinks the NFL fucked this up on purpose, that way it just goes away by process of exhaustion rather than action... But then I remember that Roger Goodell is so stupid he could accidentally fuck his own face and I wouldn’t be surprised.

“Dead Man Executed” read the headline, comforting all involved.

Damn them, is no Cowboys “Playmaker” safe from extrajudicial punishment?

Leave Witten alone. The man is a saint.

http://deadspin.com/witness-claims-ezekiel-elliotts-girlfriend-asked-her-to-1786320742

Just gonna leave this here.

Is he saying he has a higher susceptibility to lactose intolerance?