He looks like Tony Robbins had surgery in an attempt to look more like Casey Affleck.

“He said, ‘The sheriff is NEAR!’”

“I for one would like it if people stopped thinking about my safety.”

The infamous “double-honk”.

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

Turns out the campaign to kill all the animals in the irradiated countryside wasn’t done merely to prevent the spread of the contamination, but also as an attempt to find and kill the American spies Moose and Squirrel.

My thoughts exactly!

$10/day per person for tips? Have you been talking to the Salty Waitress?

Lolwut? $10/day/person?! So for a week long trip, a small family (or group of friends) could tip a few hundred dollars?

Yeah, my wife prefaces most statements to me with Sofa King, though what follows that is usually not very encouraging.

I think you mean “you’re”.

The handjob was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Anyways, this is good news for both LeBron James’ son and Greg Oden’s great-grandson.

Come on. You’re not the least bit skeptical of this story? 

Fucking great. This will legitimize the MAGA lies that Chicago is full of black men who can’t stop shooting.

Hierarchy of evidence. My evidence shows the exact phrase being used by the author, in the exact way the author used the phrase. Your evidence is that slave did work in cornfields. It show no evidence this fact entering the general lexicon or show any usage of the phrase similar to that of the author.

The NCAA released a statement that the criminal charges against Bullock will have no effect on his amateur eligibility, because crime doesn’t pay.

A vegan friend of mine did visit China to work for a few months and if she would ask for vegetarian food at a café, servers would give her soup with meat broth.  Complaints would result in the server saying.  “It is better!” or something like this.  

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