Don’t!

Yes, but...

where do u pack the unbearable emotional weight of existence like is there a dry/stuff sack for that?

“... the Honolulu Department of Parks and Recreation rejected the WSL’s request on the grounds that it failed to inform them about the date change.” Oh, Garry!

Barry, my sleeper pick for Art Ross is Evgeni Malkin. He’s been ripping it up lately, and the main reason the Penguins are back in the playoff picture (which pains me as an avowed Pens hater). Outside of McDavid, when he gets it going, there’s nothing like him.

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

he was so chill after this scorpion kick i guess you could say he was...(*looks at camera*) sub-zero.

N-Bomb?

Nirvana’s version of “Man Who Sold The World” from MTV Unplugged is fantastic.

I’m shocked he was able to beat out the other top candidates: guy encouraging his kid to hand feed wildlife, guy climbing over “stay on trail” sign to get a better selfie, and guy immortalizing two week old relationship with shitty tree carving.

I actually really dig the Draw system for the most part. The game does allow you to create magic from items, which makes the process of gathering spells a lot less tedious, and I always liked seeing what spells new monsters had to offer.

Get out.

I would like to request an editorial policy against including transcripts of Trump. It hurts to read. It just hurts so bad.

Here’s Fleury in his new LV gear:

I heard it from Steve Rinella who is a pretty prominent figure in the hunting/fishing world (moreso in hunting). At least one of his brothers is a biologist and he is friends/colleagues with many many more who do legit studies on these things. I don’t know how they collect this data off of the top of my head but I…

TMZ got a hold of security footage of police attempting to apprehend the suspect.

Shadows of the Empire has gotten a bad rap, but I love that game.

That’s a miserable hit from Sestito. But Enstrom sees him coming and turns his back. NHL guys do that so often. He can brace himself and take the hit in the shoulder if he was smart, but instead he does some crappy move to turn his back at the last second and put himself in a dangerous position.