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Hats off to Italy’s coach, Bill Beliciccio.

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That goal call brought to you by these two babies:

T-minus five minutes until your uncle’s Facebook explodes about a Mexican stealing something on his way over the wall.

I played the crap out of this. Guess I’m going back in.

I’ve never been prouder of my mayor or my city than I was last night when I saw the statement.

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Sesame Street Japan better get CBCC (Cookie Butter Choco Cookie) registered fast then.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

obligatory 2 minutes for ruffing

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Mambo No. 5 ain’t got nothing on this:

Personally, I’m hoping some 400 lb. person on a bed somewhere manages to take hold of the Team’s email and sends all the people random bullshit to tweet.

Are you guys enjoying our World Cup of Hockey coverage?

Meanwhile...back at Niantic’s Pokemon Placement Service, someone is slowly dragging their finger over a map of Japan with the same joy of someone using a laser pointer to fuck with a cat

DeAngelo Williams, Vince Williams and William Gay vs. Will Clarke, DeShawn Williams and Shawn Williams.

Until they take away my grandfathered unlimited data, I’m not going anywhere.

I actually see both Nearby and Sightings.