That passage isn’t in their Bible.

She doesn’t care if your black, white, green or purple

She's the Least Racist Person In The World.

Which is why she ran over Maryville’s only Black person yesterday.

Rebecca, YOU’RE the racist for talking about this stuff.

She doesn’t have a racist bone in her body.  And she’s friends with both of Marysville’s brown people.

Your suggestion is good until one gets to duck. Duck becomes Vuck, then you’ve got Vuck L’Orange, and now it sounds like a sex act involving Trump and French role-playing.

Elon is angling for the next installment of this series:

Is it just me, or does Elon Musk look like a lesbian woman?

Veal?

Tears it up.

“I’m a dad and I’m going through the grocery store before one of my boys has a meltdown, and [if] I pick up that package that says beef with a picture of a cow on it, I’m going to buy it.”

I always refer to him as Handjob Bob but "Two Tugs" is pretty great too.

I would argue that in 2019 a vast portion of our population has bastardized words like “racist” to mean “lynching black people”, so people (e.g. Trump) can argue, “See, I’m not racist, I’m not lynching black people” while saying and doing some REALLY racist shit.

Well, I’m glad you’ve shared your opinion on something you’ve never seen as a comment to an idiotic article about someone watching the last episode of show without any context. We’re all smarter now.

“We are meant to believe that this is progress, though it’s hard to feel anything when you don’t know how bad it was from the start.”

Hmm, yeah I wonder why.. If only we could all get paid to write about things we have no knowledge of and clearly did below the bare minimum in finding out about.

God the quotes thing gets me every time. Despite being on twitter for 32 hours a day the fucking asshole still hasn’t learned that using quotes in that fashion implies the exact opposite of what you are saying.

Yes, and as we all know, every week of the season, CFL squads lose half their rosters to IR due to those damnable goalposts - or, as the locals call them, “the widowmakers.”

Artie Lange once ran a 100 yard dash in an 80 yard gym.