And this idiot is just out here telling the press to be nicer to him and saying he didn’t say things that he absolutely said. I am so fucking sick of this asshole.

You did a decent job of photoshopping a cocktail wiener where a normal sized finger would be but I’m not sure what this has to do with the theme. Are you sure you understand how this works?

This stimulus plan is mostly a shit sandwich for everyone who isn’t an executive or shareholder at a big company but I do find a little silver lining with the restrictions barring Trump, Pence, agency heads, and members of congress from taking funds for any business they or their immediate family members own 20% or…

Okay, this is amazing. Thank you for giving me a very much needed distraction tonight!

If there is any good left in this world we will soon find out that his last name is not send, that’s just how he thought he was supposed to send out his first tweet.

I can’t believe that the Taylor Swift/Kimye drama round 2 isn’t here, I so badly wanted to watch the comments roll in that tonight. CNN even covered it today!

That’s fair, it depends on the amount of your loans. My student loans are roughly $170,000 right now, so I was looking at it through that frame of reference but, yeah, if your loans are smaller then it wouldn’t even out. Sure that would be easy to implement but then the people who paid them off 11 years ago will be…

No, your point is very clear, you think that you not getting a benefit that someone else is getting is somehow a punishment to you. That’s simply not how taxes or government benefits work though. You made the smart choice and are no longer burdened by student loans, sure it would be nice to get something extra for all…

Why, do you need to borrow it because yours clearly isn’t working anymore?

No, that’s a benefit that you don’t qualify for. Do you need a dictionary?

Do you think that any program or benefit that you don’t qualify for is also a punishment? Your tax dollars are surely paying for roads you’ve never driven on, is that a punishment or just part of living in a society? If you don’t qualify for a new tax credit but your income 5 years ago would have made you eligible, is…

In what way are you being punished? 

Are they now teleporting pregnant women into hospital rooms or will she have to take the exact same route through the hospital? Did you not read the part of my comment about the partners having to stay in the rooms? That would prevent the partner from spreading it and more than the new mom already did. Of course they…

“The MFMMS method”

Pence and Jared sounds the name of a slimy jewelry store. 

Yeah I saw there have been at least 3 deaths from overdosing so far. His incompetence is literally killing people right now. 

If the partner lives with the pregnant woman, are they really adding any risk by allowing them in? Just tell the partner to stay in the room for the duration of the new mom’s stay and the problem is solved. 

I barely trust Ford, Tesla, and especially GM to make vehicles. Necessary medical equipment seems like a stretch

Are you on an iPhone? I have to turn my phone sideways to get instagram links to show up in these articles.

I mean, the government has never prohibited... oh no, is it going to be the 20s all over again?