So how long until Moscow Mitch announces that the senate is investigating only Dianne Feinstein for this?

Haha, “use some work” is generous, it’s just bad. Your username is very accurate!

My wife is at fault, no legislation
The cops patrollin’
And now they done stopped me
And I get locked up

Now I’m wondering if her margaritas are actually that skinny. 

Oh for sure on second guessing myself too. Like, am I missing something here or does toilet paper double as a cure for this thing and I just didn’t see that report yet?

No kidding, I’ve been struck by the same panicked feeling of, “I need these things before everyone takes them!” and it’s not helpful for anyone.

Yup, exactly. I think people keep focusing on the relatively low numbers of confirmed cases without considering how few people have actually been tested and that the real number is far higher. I think we are already too late to really stem this like South Korea and (maybe?) China has. It’s going to get way worse…

I feel like people are just buying anything they can because they think everything will be gone. The fear of scarcity and missing out seems to be driving the panic buying. 

My inlaws are Fox News believers and they can’t be convinced to take this seriously at all and they can’t understand why they don’t get to watch our daughter because of this. It’s so frustrating!

If that’s badly decorated then I don’t want to see a well decorated cake because it will just put me to shame! There is panic shopping here too and I’m just hoping we got enough to last until the shelves are refilled. 

Yes.

I immediately thought the same thing. I wonder if Louis CK had a mentor in his scumbaggery. 

Pretty sure that response was to OP’s comments on the first letter writer, not the third letter writer. 

Hocus Pocus, mostly. 

“The Banker effectively equates the American Dream with ‘access to capital,’”

Okay the font size changes depending on the speed of my scroll (on mobile)! What?! I might just spend some time scrolling up and down because this is oddly soothing. 

Look, they have been busy with far more important updates. I’m not sure why you fillies get so worked up when they are adding such orthologically important words as awesomesauce:

Except hers may actually be enforceable and yours was almost definitely not. A non-compete for a lawyer is almost always going to be held as unenforceable as it runs against public policy and it would violate the rules of professional conduct as most states bar employment agreements that restrict a lawyer’s ability to…

The linguistic/grammar jokes always are just more funny to me than they should be!

Only a certain kind of person tucks herr thumb when waiving at a crowd.