This is funnier than it has any right to be and I’m a little mad at you for it, but I’m still chuckling. 

Finding Nemo must have been a nightmare for you then! We watched Finding Nemo with our daughter for her first time a couple weeks ago and the next day she asked to watch the sad fishes, so I think she had the same take away as you would. 

“arguing that ‘there’s no room for differing opinions if you’re in the Democratic Party.’”

I have a friend who found an even better market hack, he doesn’t really invest much himself but he used this one weird trick and was born into a wealthy family, now he doesn’t even have to worry about the market at all!

Hey that’s unfair, it was spelled correctly in the embedded Instagram post. 

Seems like maybe she should have checked it instead. 

1. Stop cleaning your hull.

Not sure whether I want to believe Mr. Ryantrollshard on this one. Also, that terrible highlighting job has me unreasonably upset. 

It very clearly says “sounds by soulection” beneath the artists. That would seem to indicate that somebody named Soulection is pressing play on a spotify playlist that includes all those artists.

To be clear, I’m not advocating for house arrest. My idea was only that they be ordered to wear a tracking anklet to alert the person who took out the TRO that they are within the court mandated distance and violating the TRO. This way freedom of movement is not infringed in any way but it gives the person benefitting…

Well the first video sounds like someone was abusing musical instruments and set it to a sci-fi soundtrack and the Katy Perry one is just her singing in gibberish, so if the Katy Perry video is Simlish then the first video is definitely not. 

Yeah, I looked it up but thank you though. Just seemed like something that should have been mentioned here.

How did I get through this whole article without ever learning what Simlish is?

I’ve always thought that a good solution would be to force the person who the restraining order is against to wear an ankle bracelet, like house arrest, and have a system where an alert goes to the person protected by the order whenever the guy is within the court mandated distance. It’s not a perfect solution as it…

It’s extremely disrespectful to ask how it’s disrespectful. Please think of those who have lost their lives. 

My wife used the hypnobirth method and they (or at least our teacher) admit in the first class how they know the name is dumb, but it really worked! My wife used a midwife in a hospital and opted out of any pain meds, she went into the deep breathing and just stayed in this meditative state the whole time. It was the…

“the average amount of time it takes to fornicate is 20-30 minutes”

“Medicare for All ‘takes health care away from people and forces them on a government plan’”

Health insurance for my family is $1,200 per month and that is with my employer paying for my coverage. $12,000 a year wouldn’t even cover our health insurance costs, let alone cover our family medical expenses which have us hitting the out of pocket max for our kid every single year. Let’s stop throwing money at a…