I don’t know how much hovering that hand was doing. If some guy is touching my butthole on stage in front of a bunch of people, I’d probably make the same noise. 

Yes, being rich doesn’t matter if you can’t inconvenience others while lording your wealth over them. I’m hoping this is a small gym where relatively few people are being put out but when you have the money to build a gym at home and bring trainers to your home gym, I’m not sure why you would deal with renting out a…

Well I figured they’d work their way from books that have violence or sex up to getting rid of books that mention evolution or include a woman making a decision without her husband or father’s approval but you’re right, the insidious subtlety that these people used to use to accomplish this kind of thing has gone out…

So the endpoint of this bill for them would be to stack the parent oversight group with right wing nutters until all books that don’t align with their worldview are gone, right? 

Ah, that would explain it then. Thank you!

Oh I lived in the greys long enough to find them but I just had nothing at all, just the “start the conversation” button.

Thirsty boy finds two tall drinks of water.

Seriously, even the link to the full remarks has “women who fight” in the title then the first line says “women who struggle.” 

You could turn them into a Halloween costume by putting them on the back of your head and telling people that hindsight is 2020.

I was ready to feel bad for her until the mink coat, then the manicurist and hair coloring at the hospital really took me to the next level of not giving a shit. She probably should have been watching where she was walking because that would have been a huge fucking hole to miss:

I wash new clothes because there was an episode of CSI: Las Vegas where people were dying because they didn’t wash their brand new clothes. Now that is complete nonsense and I know that but I still think of it every time I get new clothes and I always wash them!

I wash new clothes because there was an episode of CSI: Las Vegas where people were dying because they didn’t wash…

“less than one half of an ounce of marijuana worth approximately $45”

Not to mention all of the new government jobs that would be created by having to administer a nationwide healthcare system. A lot of the shrinkage in the private sector will be taken care of by the expansion of the public sector. 

Hey now, it’s well known that Ivanka Trump’s jewelry line is extremely important in the Indian and Indian-American cultures. 

They are intricate...

The chairs on Chrissy Teigen’s deck are terrible. That is all I have to say. 

If he has to fight anyone, they could give him a fancy shield or something. 

But then you have to walk through Sears and that just makes everyone sad. 

I don’t know how Zion self-identifies now, so I won’t use a pronoun here, but Zion was born male and is referred to as Dwayne Wade’s son in other articles. That is what has the idiots outraged.

Something can be both cute and dangerous, plus the article you link to even states how rare an occurrence like this is.