Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

That’s some JV shit right there.

I do know exactly what you meant. That’s why I said: “You probably just say that right before you stammer out a “Well the left just calls everyone Nazis.”

you’re going to have a harder time getting away with doing nothing over and over.

Ok, so if white supremacists are all Nazis, per your own logic, let’s play a fun game.

That’s because PUMAs didn’t really make that much of a dent, and we didn’t have to worry about their effect, given President Obama was able to make up for it in so many other ways.

Somebody should have informed them that

And where were they disposed of.

Definitely gotta get this one.

My wife thought her Prius was a Honda until the man at the Honda service center explained that her lifetime free oil change thing is only valid at a Toyota dealership.

I don't know how it is done in real life, but in Need For Speed, they call for back up ... 

Agreed.

The show has always been filmed in Chicago (but the setting of the show is NYC) which is why Jussie was there in the first place. Filming in Chicago doesn’t mean anything unless the attack on the show is SET in Chicago.

They made the movie Rudy about his life.

It’s pretty telling that, instead of just a wholesale condemning of Epstein and complete denial of any kind of meaningful relationship with him, instead Trump is doing this mealy mouthed “Well, gee, I really don’t know. I mean I sort of knew the guy and and we partied and I told him I liked his taste in girls…

Username checks out.

a) It would be a huge stretch to imply that every unjust officer-involved shooting is a “mistake” in the sense it was caused by an incorrect snap judgment

Yes, because that is definitely the use case for 90% of the population.

If you’re so damn good at the game, how is it that you’re getting beaten by a filthy casual?

Bad players really shouldn’t beat good players on average. You can always get surprised or whatever, but if you are getting beat on a regular basis you are either, A, not as good as you think or, B, there is a game balance problem and you should just switch to the more effective gear until the balance is fixed. If…