You think playing soccer in 90 degree weather is bad? Try standing over a hot pot, in the middle of the summer, constantly stirring so your Alfredo sauce doesn’t clump.

People just don’t understand how much training goes into housekeeping. They only see the glory of the 10 minutes of dish-washer emptying once a week and think it's all fun, but they know nothing of the hours spent lying on the couch or surfing the internet every single day in preparation.

There is no truth to the internal rumor, at the moment at least, that Foxhoven would be brought back to head the DHS as a hologram.

I look forward to his hologram resuming his old position.  

They’re going to keep releasing laws under his name for the next several years, working from his old studio material.

Lapid: “Anything but green.”

Is it possible that it’s maybe not outright homophobia, but still pretty shitty to criticize someone for not being gay the way you want them to be (politician or not)?

And a passel of bears.

lol

https://www.facebook.com/groups/167282747382360/

Never a thought paid to why we would round up so many people and overcrowd it. “We had no choice! It’s a crisis! A sudden crisis that just happened to occur when we wanted it.”

Time travelling Lindsey Graham: “This isnt a death camp, its a facility that has too many gas leaks and too little ventilation.”

There is no spoon

None of the embedded photos are selfies, tho

I say that if they want to take selfies at this place, let them. If they want to swim in it for their Instagram, have at it. 

You’re not acquainted with too many Russians, I take it? 

Can the batter do this if there is a man on first? Because at some point there will be a man on first that doesn’t run when this happens, and there will be a rundown between home and first. Can the runner make it back to home? And continue his at-bat?

Especially when your rooting interest has a nice kushy lead

We’re liable to get two joke flyovers in one thread!