Nah, Solitaire. Done with a narration-heavy ‘90s style trailer. “Sally Ann Morris thought she was alone... [shots of woman working late at night in an empty high rise office] ...that the deck was stacked against her... [coffee machine malfunctions] ...but she would find that she had an ace up her sleeve... [closeup of…

Don't worry. The rest of us get the joke.

Ben Shapiro is mad that Megan Rapinoe is getting famous/money for being a politically outspoken athlete while he profits off being a politically outspoken non-athlete. This is the same Ingraham insult levied at people like Lebron James and Kevin Durant. The idea that we should never question the political entertainment…

Duh, we are in the Matrix. It is really the only plausible explanation.

Mama 3: Momo Mama MOMA: Night at the Museum 

Excuse me while I scream in helpless rage at the injustice of this shit. 

This okay, too?

That Mychal-Jaxson dunk was quite the thriller.

It’s the hair. 90% of males with great hair try to coast through life without developing a personality, or hunting skills as the case may be

In 2007, Vlad Jr. stood in front of his dad as he accepted the HR Derby trophy. #TBBBBBBBBBBT

I’m currently seeing a therapist one of my really close friends go to, my therapist knows this friend recommended her to me... I mean how is that really a conflict of interest? 

Can I just add “Fuck Trump!”

Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

Disingenuous presentation is a hallmark of conservatives.

Looks like my Fort Knox(tm) novelty shirt business is gonna go belly up.

This is why you can’t play games with the bombing commands. When agreeing on the code to release it’s never okay to suggest “bird is the word”. 

Nope. The problem with this paradigm is that the “bad apples” operate openly within the larger force. If the force was good, these bad apples would be immediately apprehended by their colleagues and held accountable. They aren’t. QED.

Praise Zeus, I’m not the only one!!

This is the only real solution.