I will eat my fucking hat if the number of people owning Airpods and fucking in them is actually 17%.  That’s definitely a fake fucking study.

lol look at this Forge Clooney

Ironically, John Wilkes Booth’s cry would actually make sense these days.

You ever see her in Big Love? Her character was super creepy and she played it like a champ. She’s an amazing character actor and funny too. She was in Second City with Belushi, the Murray brothers, and Harold Ramis.

I have no thoughts about Blue Ivy but I just want to connect with someone tonight, our little community, anyone. I feel alone and sad and uncertain.

This is the dumbest take. 

Very dank. Very, very dank. Bravo good chap.

Why you gotta hate debadging and rebadging :-(

They won’t even admit they’re lizard people.

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

The Germans must have a word for: “I hate myself for liking this.”

Or when the frogs are gay.

Wow!

Eat at Arby's

Who cares where they’re throwing smoke?

Ball don’t lie

DAMN! This man needs some more stars, stat!

The moon is part of Mars

Maybe add something of interest. Begging does not count.

Thanks - I’ll have it on your desk by Monday. Working title: