Just to point out, planes don’t necessarily fly in a straight line from point A to Point B. Here’s an actual Denver-St. Louis flight path I grabbed off Flight Aware. It makes Iowa seem not outside the realm of possibility.

The case against focusing on impeachment is quite simple.

Sorry, you’re the minority:

A Splinter Nancy Pelosi hit piece. The comments will be very enlightening.

Doh! This goes to show that I should never try to type a comment while in full deuce mode. Too much concentration on pushing, not enough on thinking. 

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that”

That tweet. The grammar. The grammar! It hurts us, Precious.

It’s totally possible to play Mario Kart 64 while playing Edward 40 hands.  Not that I would know...

But how do you drop your controller AND shotgun the beer?

“ How people view messiness and cleanliness is also gendered, with women penalized for not being clean.”

Holy shit 2.3 hours a DAY? I can’t imagine doing that unless I had 5 children and a whole McMansion to clean.

Doesn’t surprise me. They used the slogan “No bull. Just horns.” but their logo is deer horns, so their grasp on reality is quite loose. Maybe their slogan should be “I forgot what I was thinking. Maybe I shouldn’t drink so much of this crap?"

While we’re at it, we should tell Miler that beer has long since evolved past shitty American Light Lager as well.

Charlie Bartlett made such a big impact on me and he was the best part of the Star Trek movies. Anton was so talented and I was also incredibly sad when he passed - he could have been one of the great actors of our time.

There are some weird ones in Canada. My Mother used to like a lot of them cheeseburger and taco pizza was not bad... another is a perogie pizza that I couldn’t stand. Literally boiled potatoes in sour cream for a sauce topped with cheddar cheese.

“It’s confusing and demeaning to the art.”

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

Alright, guys, I guess that means it’s OK for us to tear down the rest of the Confederate statues and monuments; no point in living in the past, amiirite?

See it's funny because it's depressingly horrifying!

Ortiz was shot “in an amusement center” ... Ortiz was shot in the leg