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Hocus Pocus, mostly. 

The Banker effectively equates the American Dream with ‘access to capital,’

Okay the font size changes depending on the speed of my scroll (on mobile)! What?! I might just spend some time scrolling up and down because this is oddly soothing. 

Look, they have been busy with far more important updates. I’m not sure why you fillies get so worked up when they are adding such orthologically important words as awesomesauce:

I’m also scared of the Mortgage Electronic Registration System. It makes it too easy for lenders to buy and sell loans and harder for the borrowers to know who their loan servicer is and who even owns their mortgage. 

Except hers may actually be enforceable and yours was almost definitely not. A non-compete for a lawyer is almost always going to be held as unenforceable as it runs against public policy and it would violate the rules of professional conduct as most states bar employment agreements that restrict a lawyer’s ability to

The linguistic/grammar jokes always are just more funny to me than they should be!

Only a certain kind of person tucks herr thumb when waiving at a crowd. 

This is funnier than it has any right to be and I’m a little mad at you for it, but I’m still chuckling. 

Finding Nemo must have been a nightmare for you then! We watched Finding Nemo with our daughter for her first time a couple weeks ago and the next day she asked to watch the sad fishes, so I think she had the same take away as you would. 

arguing that ‘there’s no room for differing opinions if you’re in the Democratic Party.’

I have a friend who found an even better market hack, he doesn’t really invest much himself but he used this one weird trick and was born into a wealthy family, now he doesn’t even have to worry about the market at all!

Hey that’s unfair, it was spelled correctly in the embedded Instagram post. 

Seems like maybe she should have checked it instead. 

1. Stop cleaning your hull.

Goddammit Siri, this is not what I asked for.

Not sure whether I want to believe Mr. Ryantrollshard on this one. Also, that terrible highlighting job has me unreasonably upset.