It very clearly says “sounds by soulection” beneath the artists. That would seem to indicate that somebody named Soulection is pressing play on a spotify playlist that includes all those artists.

“that’s not necessarily true for the electrical tape, which the researchers noted did not necessarily indicate to a human that the sign had been altered”

To be clear, I’m not advocating for house arrest. My idea was only that they be ordered to wear a tracking anklet to alert the person who took out the TRO that they are within the court mandated distance and violating the TRO. This way freedom of movement is not infringed in any way but it gives the person benefitting…

Well the first video sounds like someone was abusing musical instruments and set it to a sci-fi soundtrack and the Katy Perry one is just her singing in gibberish, so if the Katy Perry video is Simlish then the first video is definitely not. 

Yeah, I looked it up but thank you though. Just seemed like something that should have been mentioned here.

How did I get through this whole article without ever learning what Simlish is?

I’ve always thought that a good solution would be to force the person who the restraining order is against to wear an ankle bracelet, like house arrest, and have a system where an alert goes to the person protected by the order whenever the guy is within the court mandated distance. It’s not a perfect solution as it…

It’s extremely disrespectful to ask how it’s disrespectful. Please think of those who have lost their lives. 

My wife used the hypnobirth method and they (or at least our teacher) admit in the first class how they know the name is dumb, but it really worked! My wife used a midwife in a hospital and opted out of any pain meds, she went into the deep breathing and just stayed in this meditative state the whole time. It was the…

“the average amount of time it takes to fornicate is 20-30 minutes”

“Medicare for All ‘takes health care away from people and forces them on a government plan’”

Health insurance for my family is $1,200 per month and that is with my employer paying for my coverage. $12,000 a year wouldn’t even cover our health insurance costs, let alone cover our family medical expenses which have us hitting the out of pocket max for our kid every single year. Let’s stop throwing money at a…

Damnit, I love Overdrive and I’m really hoping that some private equity herb doesn’t fuck it up. 

I don’t know how much hovering that hand was doing. If some guy is touching my butthole on stage in front of a bunch of people, I’d probably make the same noise. 

Yes, being rich doesn’t matter if you can’t inconvenience others while lording your wealth over them. I’m hoping this is a small gym where relatively few people are being put out but when you have the money to build a gym at home and bring trainers to your home gym, I’m not sure why you would deal with renting out a…

Well I figured they’d work their way from books that have violence or sex up to getting rid of books that mention evolution or include a woman making a decision without her husband or father’s approval but you’re right, the insidious subtlety that these people used to use to accomplish this kind of thing has gone out…

So the endpoint of this bill for them would be to stack the parent oversight group with right wing nutters until all books that don’t align with their worldview are gone, right? 

Ah, that would explain it then. Thank you!

Oh I lived in the greys long enough to find them but I just had nothing at all, just the “start the conversation” button.

Thirsty boy finds two tall drinks of water.