What of they are technically alive but completely brain dead? Can we delete those accounts?

Something can be both cute and dangerous, plus the article you link to even states how rare an occurrence like this is. 

Hey pal. What. The. Fuck.

Might be helpful to add the state this is happening in...

The answer is practicality more than anything. A court’s docket is booked out way in advance, so when a verdict is handed down the court needs time to look at factors like criminal history, whether any extenuating circumstances exist, or any other factors that would be taken into account (when someone’s freedom is…

So is Barf Bag gone now? Did I miss an announcement or something?

“We have determined that the decrees, as they are, no longer serve the public interest, because the horizontal conspiracy—the original violation animating the decrees—has been stopped,” Delrahim said, claiming the consent decrees “... have already remedied the effects of the violation, ridding the industry of ‘all…

“whilie the and the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) gave its regulatory blessin earlier this month.”

I don’t know if it was genius or stupid to post a recipe involving bananas and nuts after this, but I love it either way. 

I still play Pirates occasionally on my Xbox One! It’s still one of my favorites for when I want to just turn my brain off and play.

I’m way more concerned that it’s in the nonfiction section than anything else.

Well now you’re just being pawdantic. 

I’d say this is a case of the tail wagging the dog, but that idiom is a little too on the nose here. 

“Marion Nestle, a food studies professor at New York University”

No, no, no, you let the beat drop. Classic misunderstanding here. 

I’m sorry, is this not the dark universe?

Staring at a wall is Jared’s favorite hobby, so this makes perfect sense. 

This. My wife was a preschool teacher and her monthly take home wasn’t enough to cover the cost of enrolling our child at the day care/preschool my wife worked at, even with the small discount offered to employees. Now she stays home, which she prefers, but I hate knowing that we have to rely on a single income which…

“When hoiho penguins do get together, though, things get quite loud, per Yolanda van Heezik, an associate professor of zoology at the University of Otago: But when mates do return home to each other, they stand upright, flipper to flipper, and begin what Dr van Heezik called “an ecstatic ceremony”. “They are…

Uh, nothing, the entire article is about Greyhound vs. the subway. Weird that I would make a comment related to the article we are both commenting on.