Because the NY subway is famously known for its pleasantness and lack of creepy men. 

“and escape an extremely high percentage of life-threatening incidents”

Long live the Deadspin Dynasty. 

This is what happens when irresponsible young wizards just throw their invisibility cloaks anywhere they feel like instead of hanging them up properly.

I know this sounds weird but I keep thinking about the holidays. Being stuck at some family get together, getting annoyed at the shit they are talking about and then retreating to a quiet spot to check Deadspin for the annual list of things people got stuck in them or Drew’s Williams Sonoma catalog review, just to get…

Username checks out. 

My snarky comment aside, find something to do with your hands that is mindless. I got one of those desktop magnet things that has a bunch of small round magnets that you can make into all kinds of shapes and that helps reduce the feeling like you should be smoking because your hands are busy. 

The education of young Wisconsinites?

I’d say #notallhumans but enough of these kinds of people are in charge that it really doesn’t make a difference. 

“on Oklahoma Twitter”

“Hannah Erhart, who quit Juuling for safety reasons and because it was becoming a more expensive habit than smoking, it’s back to smoking”

I get where you are coming from but, you know, you can still go outside...

Crazy how he aged 30 years between the header image and the video thumbnail. 

“For you, it’s not about his (lack of?) talent or any controversies inside the octagon that irks you about Hardy. At least have the decency to admit that”

Yeah I don’t buy that number. If they can put them in headrests in minivans without tacking $20k on the price, it’s not costing airlines that much, especially considering economies of scale.

Ten bucks says his favorite song is by Enrique Iglesias.

Jesus, what has Matt Lauer done now?

Okay, hear me out. A TLC return tour but with Holly, Left Ear, and 775.

You really shouldn’t have mentioned French club because now I’m just imagining all the baguette related hazing that could have occurred.

I think it’s 1 mph (marathon per hour).