Let’s just hope has lasts longer during the honeymoon.

I thought that including the thumb part would have tipped everyone off since that’s a running joke around here but it seems like everyone turned off their sarcasm detectors over the weekend.

You get it. 

I’ve already reported you to the FBI for identity theft. 

To cover the plate or take the picture? Either one is a pretty solid identity protection tool. 

That’s pretty dumb, then people will know which car you drive. 

I can see the reflection of their plate on the hood of your car, you really should have put your thumb over that. Information like that shouldn’t be shared with the general public. 

I can’t imagine this is any worse than having to wake up in Oklahoma City tomorrow morning.

Why wouldn’t they use this image?

Mama 2: Momo mama

The Earth is in space and I am on the Earth, so I’m also in space. And if space doesn’t have air, then what am I breathing right now? Answer me that, nerds.

Yet another Mulder who will be haunted by flying objects for the rest of his life.

Obligatory: Not all male lions.

Hey, her father was in a torture camp and couldn’t raise her over his head because of his injuries, so who’s the real victim here, huh?

“The worst thing that happens to me is that I’m slightly confused the next morning, but that’s it.”

No, no, I think you’re confused. All I want is a ramp, not a bridge.

Everyone is asking, “why can’t they lower the road or raise the bridge?” but the real questions is: why can’t they go over the bridge? If a truck is too tall a ramp could automatically pop up so the truck jumps right over the bridge. This way the truck driver has the whole way down think about the things they would…

I can guarantee that the agreement has already been signed and they wont be pulling a single dollar from the deal. This is clearly a political stunt, otherwise he wouldn’t have given himself the out of “under their discretion” is his little statement. 

It may just be a Lancer issue though because mine did the exact same thing a few years ago. 

It’s based on parking requirements in zoning laws, which are never all that clear to begin with. I had Logan just after Speer in mind when I wrote my first comment, so you hit the nail on the head.