GrankDavy

7/1/19

There are quite a few one way streets in my town just outside the downtown area that have two lanes during the week and one of those lanes becomes a parking lane over he weekend. It is very frustrating if you don’t know the area well because there are no lane markings, just white dashes, and the signs informing you of…

6/30/19

Yes.

6/30/19

“They are the newest members of the Friendly Kingdom, select animals including sheep, goats, and pigs who we’ve pardoned. They will spend their entire lives thriving at the farm, until they pass naturally many, many years from now.”

6/30/19

I really enjoy the Knicks because they are one of the few things in this world that can turn me into Ray Liotta in Goodfellas.

6/29/19

Nah man, I think it was your sister that was double parked.

6/29/19

I didn’t get past “An 35-year-old”. Did the couple end up splitting the bill?

6/29/19

“Sir, please step away from the vehicle.”

6/28/19

Can someone please retrieve Julianne? I think it’s time she heads back into the padded room.

6/28/19

I really thought this article was going to be about someone upset about the name hash browns.

6/28/19

Oh man, I really wish there had been a comma after chicken. I didn’t ever want to have to come to this realization.

6/28/19

6/27/19

You have your kneecap in,

6/27/19

I’m calling bullshit. That squirrel looks stuffed and this is the only tweet from this account that was started this month.

6/26/19

please explain that I just got Criminal Justice Reform passed, Black unemployment is at the lowest level in our Country’s history, and the poverty index is also best number EVER

6/26/19

By now, hecklers Votto ~~should~~ know better than to mess with Reds first baseman Joey Votto.

6/26/19

Considering that my first thought after reading the headline was, “who the fuck is Devon Sawa?” No, you are not alone. I’ve even seen two of the Final Destination movies and still had no idea.

6/26/19

So, The Office relationship was accurate?

6/26/19

Won’t Trump think of the child of John McCain, Meghan McCain, whose father is John McCain, who was raised by John McCain, her father, and who grew up in her father’s, John McCain’s, home but could never be lifted above her father’s head, the head of John McCain, due to torture wounds John McCain, Meghan McCain’s…

6/26/19

This is so fucked. Both of those kids saw what happened to the stuffed animal and immediately thought it would happen to them if they refused to eat. Also, if you love something you don’t threaten to hurt it. These are the kind of people who tell their kids that they were mistakes and are just a burden on them.…

6/26/19

Is there some kind of quota the Takeout needs to fill for Chick-fil-a articles? It feels like we get an update once a week.