Those are both sandwiches. The bread was originally baked, frying it later does not negate that fact.

I’m not sure if you are quoting something but of course a loaf of bread is a sandwich, it is bread sandwiching a filling, and I’m not sure why you wouldn’t eat it that way. I eat French sandwiches with soup all the time. 

The corn dog is an interesting case study and it will require me to get into some very technical sandwich concepts. There is also a key flaw in your questions, which I will address. A sandwich requires bread sandwiching a filling. That is the primary definition, though I have seen some others, every sandwich scholar…

Isn’t Coors always advertising about where they get their water and how it makes the beer better? That would seem like a big factor to me.

Look you can use whatever sandwich toppers you want but a pancake is a sandwich in it’s truest form. Look at the diagram below, it is clearly a filling, sandwiched (GET IT?!?!) by bread on both sides.

That riverboat probably won’t be parking in any more reserved spots after this.

That’s a silly question. Of course a pancake is a sandwich, there is bread on both sides and a filling between, which just happens to be more bread.

I mean really though, what is a burger if not a pancake that is thicker and uses meat instead of pancake batter? 

Abueva pulled off the rare feat of making the guy who cheap shotted him in the nuts look like the good guy. Also, this is just a brutal self own with your team down 21, but you didn’t have to double tap the guy with the stats, Tom, he’s suffered enough humiliation already.

Your reading comprehension is terrible. I specifically said that I’m not pushing for more bipartisanship. Stop arguing with the point you think I’m making and read what I actually said. 

Haha, that office was crazy in a good way. We also had a handheld air cannon (which I really wish I owned as a child because they are awesome) that we would spray the perfume into then launch a directed stink bomb at people from 20 feet away. I still miss that office, six years later.

At one of my previous jobs we would strap one of those walmart knock off, terrible smelling aerosol perfumes under the seat just high enough that the weight of a person sitting in the chair would trigger the spray. When they sit they get gassed out of their office or cubicle or, for maximum revenge, you aim it at…

This is a very good point.

Okay, everyone here seems to love Polar brand but I’ve never seen it in stores. Is it regional?

Obviously this article was written to instigate a fight but I’m going to fall for it anyway and stand firm in my belief that LaCroix is actually good. Some of us want something that is very lightly flavored because it’s more refreshing and I don’t like the sweeter stuff. Also, I think the decline is probably heavily du…

I never said to appease Republicans, I said don’t play into their hand, there’s a big difference there. The strategy I proposed would not allow Republicans to claim a win except for “they didn’t impeach Trump in the House, so he’s innocent” which I doubt is a message they will go with because it is so weak. Not…

Cue the bartenders murdering the owner because they are spending 90% of their time refilling tiny water cups.

If this doll house doesn’t come with a mechanics’ lien to be posted to the door and a little courthouse for foreclosure proceedings, I’m going to be upset. 

It’s true that we’ve seen again and again that the Republicans will only play ball if they get a ‘win’ too, but she can’t stop appealing to bipartisan efforts because that simply plays into the hands of Republicans who have been screaming for years that Democrats are obstructionists (I know this is pure projection).…

Yup, any trial in the Senate will be a total sham and the Republicans will win because they have the votes. Then we will get to spend the next year and a half listening to Trump and other Republicans claim that the Senate trial totally exonerated him (just like he is doing with the report that absolutely didn’t…